It's not everyday you go on a blind date. It's also not everyday you get partially turned into a werewolf and find out you're in a movie. Yeah, well, that happened to me today. I'm Dave, I figured I would write this because I experienced it, not the douchebag running the site. Watch me as I get used to me new powers, defeat this Emo Vamp, and save my date. All while punching a hole through the Fourth Wall into your living room.